This NEEDS to be posted. It would be almost dangerous not to post it.
For those who do not recall, Gordon Freeman had been previously spotted at the Hadron Collider. For the average man this would be of little concern, but for us gamers we know better. Whenever Gordon Freeman is found loitering around experiments of this nature, something always goes horribly wrong. Horribly wrong to the extent of the end of it all!
Thankfully the world did not end when the experiment began. Was this because Freeman was around to save the day, with no thanks or notice what-so-ever? Obviously it was. The problem comes with CERN declaring that they have received one crowbar, but have been unable to locate Gordon Freeman in order to give it to him. What will Freeman do without his main means of survival?!
The experiment has been haulted until Spring 2009 due to a “magnet failure”, but me and you know better than that. We can only hope that Gordon Freeman can locate his crowbar and make it back in time. Until then, we have the “Large Hadron Rap” to keep you in the loop…
