The excitement is tangible, the atmosphere bubbling. Days have been booked off work, children put up for adoption, wives butchered and stored in small chunks at the bottoms of chest freezers, husbands given the chloroform treatment and left in the cellar. All potential distractions have been shoved into corners and under carpets, because the behemoth is soon to land – in just seven days!

And now the waters are foaming with even more ferocity as details are creeping out thick and fast. And news always tastes sweeter when it’s not officially authorised, and these hardly seem to be, appearing to come from a strategy guide – though the cynic in me does suspect a little bit of ‘accidental’ leaking on Rockstar’s part, as if this game needed any more hype. Bow down as we mirthfully present the leaked maps for GTA V!

What’s interesting is how sparse the map is, this leaves questions open to how Rockstar have made the country an appealing place to be, something tells me it’s not going to be the relaxing rural retreat that grandmothers everywhere seem to crave.

So what’s going to be out there? Another Yeti? Give us your best guess!

Sam Finch

Sam has been unable to peel his bloodshot eyes and RSI-ridden wrists from the world of gaming since he was first introduced to it, like all good junkies, by his Grandad. From those early days of MegaDrive sweetness, bashing through the throngs of enemies on Shining Force II, his love of all things games has extended upwards and outwards onto a variety of platforms. You can either believe that spiel, or get the real scoop and know that his spaceship actually crashed here some years ago and he is currently incognito as a games writer for Console Monster.

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