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Bio: Chris is a Northern lad with a passion for video games. With his opinions on video games and his need to force these onto other people, Chris began writing for Console Monster in 2006. Chris is a bona fide nerd who enjoys any decent game that can keep his interest. Being a keen music fan, in his spare time (what little he has) he likes to go to gigs and spends most time with some music on.
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Monster Month August 2009
Posted: 31 Aug 2009 18:57

August hasn't been too gaming filled compared to other months, despite me being at home most of this month.  I've played a few demos, a few Arcade titles and then two retail titles so not much on the gaming front.

 In terms of demos, I tried out the WET demo quite recently. This is the Stranglehold-esque game from Bethesda. Think if John Woo, Quentin Tarantino and a grindhouse director made sweet gaming love, this would be the bastard child. It is..interesting. The gameplay feels a lot like Stranglehold which means it will probably get quite tiring after a while. However, the art style is very unique and gives it that grindhouse feel. One level in particular looks like the opening to the TV series Mad Men except with a lot more blood and an insane punk soundtrack in the background. This is one to probably look out for.

 I've been playing more Marvel vs Capcom 2 although my constant beatings have sort of stopped me from playing now. I've still yet to find my perfect trio and I've restricted myself to just playing with friends now to keep the humiliation to a minimum. I also played the horrific Turtles in Time which was promptly deleted from my hard drive upon completion.

 Madden 10 was a big thing for a while, leading the New York Giants to the Superbowl, but then Batman Arkham Asylum came along. I completed it today and I loved every second of it...well, maybe not the end battle which felt a lot like Bioshock to me which I also didn't enjoy too much, but the rest of the game is superb. The Scarecrow sections are extremely stand out, especially the third encounter which breaks the fourth wall in an attempt to freak you out, and it worked. The Riddles are great because they're generally little nods to the Batman fans such as having to find Calender Man's cell or Ra's Al Ghul. They're all really well hidden and it's fun to find them all.

 My iPod Touch has seen a lot more use than anything else this month. My times with my iPod have been spent between Rolando 2, a fantastic sequel to an already fantastic game, Harbour Master, which is an interesting Flight Control esque game and Space Invaders Infinity Gene which might just be one of the best shmups I've played in a long time.

 So, despite August being my month of birth, not many games were played sadly.

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Meet my Creations
Posted: 27 Jul 2008 18:37

I love Spore Creature Creator. Seriously, it's so much fun. It's one of the best demos I've ever had the pleasure of playing. In fact, it's more than just a demo. It's like a whole game. I still quite skeptical of Spore itself, but Spore Creature Creator is great fun. I thought I'd show a few of my creations that I have made below. Enjoy!

 

 

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Noel Gallagher takes a
Posted: 6 Jul 2008 14:39

That's right  kids! Another "celebrity" is using their influence to blame all the world's problems on video games. In this case we have wrinkly Oasis frontman, Noel Gallagher, complaining that video games have caused an increase in knife crime in the UK. He said:

"[It's a] pity scumbags are taking over our streets. In my day, status was trying to be somebody, do you know what I mean, not trying to kill somebody? I was up in Liverpool for a week a couple of weeks ago and even on the news there [knife crime is] every single night. I don't even know what [Conservative Leader David] Cameron or [Prime Minister] Gordon Brown are going to do about it. People say it's through violent video games and I guess that's got something to do with it. If kids are sitting up all night smoking super skunk [cannabis] and they come so desensitised to crime because they're playing these video games, it's really, really scary."

Now firstly, notice how he mentions drugs in that quote. "If kids are sitting up all night smoking super skunk [cannabis] and they come so desensitised to crime because they're playing these video games, it's really, really scary." How would a child have access to these drugs in the first place? That's what I want answered. If it takes drugs to make a child so "desensitised" then it shows, for one, that video games aren't all the problem he's making them out to be. Drugs are more of a problem than video games ever will be. And how do the children get these drugs? Irresponsible parents.

 Irresponsible parents are everywhere. Take, for example, the parents of the boys who stamped the goth couple to death earlier this year. As they sat in the docks, they smirked as their children were sent to jail for murder. That, to me, is sick. If a parent feels that way about murder that they can smirk at it, then their children will be just as sick. Child psychologists have proved that a parent is a child's biggest influence. If a parent is a smoker and smokes in front of their child, the chances are that the child will become a smoker. The same is the case here. If a parent finds crime and murder "amusing", then their child will do the same. And with the children of these parents, having their own spawn soon, the cycle will begin again and the scum will spread like a disease.

 But no-one ever blames the parents, they instantly blame video games. The uneducated media report on a story and find the perpertrator of the crime owned Donkey Kong, so they think, "This person owned Donkey Kong and thus has been tainted by barrells and Italian plumbers." Reporters at a few American newspapers and even The Guardian have stuck up for games as not being a cause at all, with one American reporter even going as far as to say she played Grand Theft Auto games (the main "culprit" in these fiascoes it seems) and she enjoyed playing them. If a person is too stupid to differentiate between reality and a video game, they deserve to be locked up anyway.

 If you're looking for someone to blame for the rise in crime, blame the irresponsible parents, not video games.

 And we end with a quote from a musical genius, Jarvis Cocker, that Jim Sterling from Destructoid noticed in his song, Fat Children.

 "The parents are the problem, giving birth to maggots without the sense to become flies."

Never has a lyric been suited more.

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Korg DS-10 Synthesizer
Posted: 2 Jul 2008 17:54

I've been excited about this ever since I first heard about it on an episode of the 1UP Show. it is, essentially, a Korg synthesizer in your Nintendo DS. It let's you use many of the functions, with a few more added, that a regular Korg synthesizer possesses, except this is just a small cartridge which you insert in your DS. Plus, it's a lot cheaper than buying a standard Korg. It's just so compact and quite easy to use, it would make creating music that bit more easier for a novice to do. I pulled this description from Play Asia and a video from You Tube to help explain how it works.

  • World's first music tool software created for the Nintendo DS
  • Two patchable dual-oscillator analog synth simulators:
  • Four-part drum machine that uses sounds created with the analog synth simulator
  • Six-track (analog synth x 2, drum machine x 4) /16-step sequencer
  • Delay, chorus, and flanger sound effects available from the mixing board
  • Three note-entry modes: touch-control screen, keyboard screen, matrix screen
  • Real-time sound control mode via touch-control screen
  • Exchange sounds and songs and play multiple units simultaneously through a wireless communications link
The KORG DS-10 is a music-creation software for the Nintendo DS that combines the superior interface of the Nintendo DS and the design concept of the famous MS-10 synthesizer.

The sound sources in the KORG DS-10 come from KORG - one of the world's top musical instrument producers - and no effort was spared in creating these ultra-high-quality sounds. The Nintendo DS's dual-screen touch panel is used to the fullest to provide a feel and operability that is unsurpassed, and combined with the sensory input mode at the touch-control screen, this unit can be appreciated by the complete novice as well as the seasoned professional.

In addition to the two analog synth simulators and drum module, a 6-track/16-step sequencer enables precise control and provides a wide range of musical possibilities. Several units can be connected and played together through a wireless link, and this and other features make the Nintendo DS and KORG DS-10 almost limitless in their application - they can take you places that no single synthesizer can.
 
 
 
It just looks amazing. It will make concerts much easier for bands. Instead of having to carry a hefty and easily broken Korg around, you could just carry your DS in your pocket with your songs pre-made before the gig. And the DS is pretty much a perfect place to put it. Adjusting dials with the stylus will make it a heck of a lot easier and all you have to do is plug your DS into an amp and play your songs.
 
There is a downside however. Destructoid recently posted that the Korg DS-10 will be an Amazon Japan exclusive. This doesn't mean it won't appear anywhere else though. Stores, online and in Japan, will end up stocking the software that they purchased from Amazon, but the retailers will boost up the price. This is very disappointing because, as I said, I've been looking forward to this for a while. Will it reach our humble shores of Britain or even America? Who knows. All I know is I want one!
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Wall-E, my current obsession and Left 4 Dead
Posted: 1 Jul 2008 20:21

Now, I'm not a fan of western animated films. They all seem so samey and aren't really that original. However, Pixar seems to have the perfect formula for great animated films. They look good and have great, imaginative stories. From Toy Story to Monsters. Inc to Finding Nemo, each one I've found enjoyable to watch. The latest from the Pixar camp is Wall-E, the story of a trash robot left behind on Earth by humans heading skyward. At first, I was sceptical as to whether or not this film will be any good. However, after reading some reviews, watching the below trailer and seeing the average score on Metacritic (a huge 93 out of 100) I'm pretty much sold. Pixar films are like golden nuggets. They don't appear often, but when they do they are to be treasured.

 
There is never anything good on TV anymore. We suddenly have an increase in reality shows and there aren't any good dramas or comedies on anymore. From my list of favourite TV programs, 2 are currently being shown on TV. Shows such as Black Books or Spaced finished a long while ago to make way for the new "breed" of television.
 But there is a shining light in all this darkness. House MD. A medical CSI featuring a drug addicted doctor with terrible bedside manner. I'm a little bit behind, since the show first aired in 2004 and is still going to this day, but I got the Season one box set and was hooked. Not only is it funny in parts, it's gripping and I'm a bit obsessed with the program. It's similar in style to CSI where the team try to solve the medical mystery put before them. The show may be predictable; they think they find a cure, but it makes them worse until they finally find the actual cure, but it's so well written I don't even care. Hugh Laurie's American accent needs to be improved a bit, but his acting skills are second to none. His character of Gregory House is a sort of anti-hero with many similarities to Sherlock Holmes and is one of the few great characters currently on TV. I've been ploughing through the Season 1 box set, enjoying every minute. "Three Stories" is one of my favourite episodes from Season 1, which won David Shore an Emmy for Outstanding Writing for A Drama Series. If you've not seen House MD, I definitely recommend you take some time out to watch a couple of episodes and really get sucked in.
 
 
   It's not very often that I get quite excited about a new game on the horizon. But there is one that currently has me counting down the days till release. Left 4 Dead. You play as a survivor of a zombie infestation as you try to make it out alive. Now, I love 28 Days Later; it is among my favourite films, but to actually be able to take control of a survivor and fight your way past these hordes of zombies is pretty cool.
 Valve has always kept me satisfied and they have here too. Not only can you play as survivors, you can become the "Infected" themselves. To add to this, it all co-operative online, which means you can beat down zombies with your friends. One thing that really is great is the "Director" which is an AI system that directs the zombies to a different spawn point each time you play a level so the zombies will never come from the same place it did  the last time you played the level. Not only does this create a totally different experience, it means you can go back and play through levels again and again and again. 
 If you haven't heard of Left 4 Dead yet, take a peek at the trailer below.
 
 
 
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