GTA V, The Leaked Map
The excitement is tangible, the atmosphere bubbling. Days have been booked off work, children put up for adoption, wives butchered and stored in small chunks at the bottoms of chest freezers, husbands given the chloroform treatment and left in the cellar. All potential distractions have been shoved into corners and under carpets, because the behemoth is soon to land – in just seven days!
And now the waters are foaming with even more ferocity as details are creeping out thick and fast. And news always tastes sweeter when it’s not officially authorised, and these hardly seem to be, appearing to come from a strategy guide – though the cynic in me does suspect a little bit of ‘accidental’ leaking on Rockstar’s part, as if this game needed any more hype. Bow down as we mirthfully present the leaked maps for GTA V!
What’s interesting is how sparse the map is, this leaves questions open to how Rockstar have made the country an appealing place to be, something tells me it’s not going to be the relaxing rural retreat that grandmothers everywhere seem to crave.
So what’s going to be out there? Another Yeti? Give us your best guess!