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dikiminster
21/Apr/07, 05:08 PM
So, yeh, who has any funny jokes that'll fit into a regular text messege? Rude is okay, but no racial ----e please! :p
JoshD182
21/Apr/07, 05:13 PM
http://www.funsms.net/sms_jokes.htm

they joys of google, scroll down for different sections!

i like this one:

Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.
WACCOE
21/Apr/07, 09:22 PM
Apparently there's a party at Virginia Tech.























Free shots all round.
Joe
21/Apr/07, 09:24 PM
Apparently there's a party at Virginia Tech.























Free shots all round.
lol :zip:

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JoshD182
21/Apr/07, 09:32 PM
don't let big D see that!!
Dcontrol
22/Apr/07, 11:04 PM
Yes I had that joke texted to me WACCOE along with the other one doing the rounds. Whats Virginia and Alaska got in common? they are both minus 33 (-33) (N). Not funny in the slightest.

Sad that people come up these "jokes" when a tragedy emerges itself it really is.
WACCOE
23/Apr/07, 08:48 AM
What, you didn't even find it funny at all?
I know it's harsh, but I can't help but laugh at the jokes.
Dcontrol
23/Apr/07, 08:53 AM
What, you didn't even find it funny at all?
I know it's harsh, but I can't help but laugh at the jokes.

Not funny in the slightest, it didn't even raise a smile unsurprisingly considering the recent events. I've heard even more of them too. Its not a joke as such its more like making fun of other peoples misfortune, the Diana jokes were the same. I know loads of tasteless and crude jokes but I tend to know when I've gone a bit over the top at the time. Each to their own I suppose.
WACCOE
23/Apr/07, 08:57 AM
Did you get the ones about the Sailors in Iraq/Iran?
Dcontrol
23/Apr/07, 09:06 AM
Did you get the ones about the Sailors in Iraq/Iran?

Yep those and the ones about the prostitutes in Ipswich too :|. I tend to get all the latest ones thats in the news. I get ones like these a lot too.

A 95 year old man is given a jar to provide a sperm sample for analysis at the hospital. He turns up 2 days later with an empty jar. The nurse asks "Why no sample?" He replies "Sorry but I tried with my right hand first then with my left hand! Then my wife tried with both her hands! Then with her mouth, first with her teeth in then with them out! Then we got Ethel from next door to try as well! But it was no good in the end we still couldn't get the lid of the bloody jar!" :)