What do you Work as?

[bingo83]

Simple question what do you do for a job ?

I am a Civil Servant working for the DWP in Glasgow.

Pros
Flexitime :D
Free Parking

Cons
Wages are crappy - but lots of overtime available :)

You?

[damien©]

I'm a Lazy Retard who lives of his Parents

Pro's
Free Food
Free Living Costs
Free Parking
Free Company Car
Free Internet Connection
Free Games
Free Domain Hosting
Free Computer Equipment

Con's
I'm totally unemployable due to my high standards.
I'm 20 and have No Prospects
I'm 20 and live with my Parents
I'm 20 and Don't have a Girlfriend
I'm 20 and Don't have a Life
I'm 20 and I'm very Uneducated
The list goes on...

Anyway I've off to cruise round in my Car picking up Prostitutes...See Ya!

[Tobes]

I'm a Lazy Retard who lives with his parents but get's money from you lovely people.

Pro's
Free Food
Free Parking
Free Internet Connection which sucks balls

Con's
I have to pay rent
I'm totally unemployable due to my high standards.
I'm 19 and live with my Parents
I'm 19 and Don't have a Girlfriend
I'm 19 and Don't have a Life

[padds78]

Im an aircraft engineer
Pro's
I have worked abroad a fair bit
The money can be good
The lads can be a good laugh

Con's
You some times work for right ----s
You some times work with right ----s
It can get boring
and i dont get
Free Food
Free Living Costs
Free Parking
Free Company Car
Free Internet Connection
Free Games
Free Domain Hosting
Free Computer Equipment

[WACCOE]

I work as a checkout/trolley boy at Sainsburys.
Pros
VERY easy
Flexible hours
Bags of overtime
Reasonable pay (£5.07 an hour)
Great laugh
Workmates are awesome and i've made tons of new friends

Cons
Can get boring
Managers can be -----
Errrrrm...
Yeah, my job is awesome and I love it. :]

[Scotty Boy]

I'm a night shift manager in a cash & carry

Pros:
Cheap booze
Cheap booze
Cheap booze
Free stuff from company reps
Cheap booze
No other bosses in at night
Cheap booze
I have to drive past Burger King every night...mmmm bacon double cheese burgers!
Pay is reasonable
Oh, and cheap booze :D

Cons:
It's a 75 mile round trip
I have no social life cause it's nights
The ----- (perhaps children would be a better word) I have to work with
Long hours
The petty deputy manager who cries :'( if there's a single bit of paper on the floor in the morning

[russellclow]

Freelance Website Designer

Pros:

Work from home (e.g. I am my own boss).
Flexitime (I choose when I work).
Very good money.
Some clients pay so well, it works out about £50P/H.
If I don't feel like working...I won't.
Rewarding Job Satisfaction.

Cons:

Clients can be very fussy/frustrating
Not always constant work - relying on clients to give me work.
Sometimes hard to get motivated.

M00!

[Raisedbyflames]

Freelance Website Designer

Pros:

Work from home (e.g. I am my own boss).
Flexitime (I choose when I work).
Very good money.
Some clients pay so well, it works out about £50P/H.
If I don't feel like working...I won't.
Rewarding Job Satisfaction.

Cons:

Clients can be very fussy/frustrating
Not always constant work - relying on clients to give me work.
Sometimes hard to get motivated.

M00!

drug dealer or rent boy haha


i do fire protection right now

pros
money
can buy nice stuff cos of money
can buy ---- loads of beer

cons
working away i hate birmingham and i only hhave small tvs to play on oh and the whores always badger you

[AfroJoe]

Same as Big D, but with the added "at least I'm at university" factor.

[WACCOE]

Sometimes hard to get motivated.



Yeah, see, that'd be my problem.
Which is why I could probably never work for myself.
Maybe bosses are good things.

[damien©]

Same as Big D, but with the added "at least I'm at university" factor.


Con's
I'm 20 and I'm very Uneducated


That sounds like a great university, money well spent!

[Dcontrol]

Official Title - Doorman Supervisor (Bouncer to you lot!)

Pros
You have to be licensed.
Good hourly rate (I'm not disclosing how much).
Smoke free now.
Get into clubs and pubs that charge for free :).

Cons
I work unsociable hours on the weekends and very rarely get to go out with my mates.
Not many hours (13.5 hours a week I work :D).
Working with the public (not always a happy bunch!)

[Dvx Uk]

Simple question what do you do for a job ?

I am a Civil Servant working for the DWP in Glasgow.

Pros
Flexitime :D
Free Parking

Cons
Wages are crappy - but lots of overtime available :)

You?

Hey bingo, I'm A Civil Servant aswell, but for the court of session, edinburgh. What exactly do you do?

[AfroJoe]

That sounds like a great university, money well spent!

Money I ain't spending because I'm living at home, and Scottish university system is far superior to yours, in that we don't have to pay to study. ;)

[damien©]

Money I ain't spending because I'm living at home, and Scottish university system is far superior to yours, in that we don't have to pay to study. ;)

Don't mock it, England is the only reason why you lot are still standing...How's that nice new Parliament £40 Million my arse!

[AfroJoe]

Haha yeah, try 15 times that amount.

Whatever, point is, I don't pay to go to uni, so I win. :cool:

[mjmaskrey]

IT Analyst

Pro's

Loads and loads of quality girls and women to perve at
Good money
Good pension and healthcare
For the most part easy or next to no work to do
Watch a lot of TV
Watch a lot of DVD's
Play a lot of games, have UT2K4 network'd across 3 sites
Get 4 days off for every 5 in and that's on 7.5hr shifts
Get lots of time off
Not a 9 till 5 - so lots of daytimes to spend at home/out
Pretty relaxed so I can go early, arrive late or disappear on extended breaks pretty much at will
Lots of comfy places to go off and sleep
Work with a decent bunch of people mostly
It's within walking distance if needed
It's next to Pride Park Stadium, JJB footie arena and Gym, a few pubs, restaurants, McD's, Burger King, KFC and Subway!

Con's

A few fat women around
When the ---- hit's the fan it's hard/alot of work
I deserve more money than I'm on
Working night shifts makes me feel a bit ----ty
Have to pay Car Park
Some strict work and security policies
Have blocked Youtube and TV-Links....and ----

:)

[just Jam Man]

PAPER BOIIIIII!

PROS
old women tipping
seeing the world

CONS
Black inky hands.
woot

[Joe]

Paper Boy lol

Pros
I get to ride my bike for 2 miles (45mins) everyday

Cons
It's nakering.
---- pay.
People moaning.

[RiLu@]

Airport worker - I'm a baggage man, I work for Scandinavian Airlines on the ground, ground handling.

PROS

-good money, yesterday for 1,5 extra hour I got £75.
-hard work, that keeps me in shape.
-can eat when I want and we have a full gym, wich we're allowed to use during working hours, where once a week we have a physiotherapist to take a look at our muscles, every 3rd week it's a lady:D
-work shifts and I can change shifts and get free for many weeks. Like 2 months holiday a year.
-when it's quite we get to see some TV and watch dvds or just sleep.
-Only 18 km to drive, that's 12 minuts.
-good insurence, health care and retirement payout, I dont use my own money when I'm sick. Get it back from the state or from the Union Help Fond.
-work with great people and we have fun at work. we know what we have to do, so there's no director going around kicking our butts.
-get to work extra hours on specials days, working this sunday gives me an extra £25 an hour.
-and the best pro, I only pay 10% when flying and this is with almost all flying carriers in the world. Both ways on business class OSLO - NYC for £150!!!

There's not much negative to say:

-we could earn more, flying industry it's still recovering from 9/11
-stress and long days, 9 hours shift it's normal.
-muscles problems are usual and winter is long and cold.
-car parking costs £5 a month.

But the most important thing is to be healthy and have good friends,

[gashead]

ASDA Shopfloor Assistant

Pros
Met some great people working there
Reasonably easy job
Regular nights out with colleagues
Pool Table in the canteen...
...and a 360! :)

Cons
Sometimes get the ----ty jobs
Some managers can be ----s
Awful pay

[bingo83]

Hey bingo, I'm A Civil Servant aswell, but for the court of session, edinburgh. What exactly do you do?

I process Change of Circs for Income Support customers in West London.

[Dvx Uk]

IT Analyst

Pro's

Loads and loads of quality girls and women to perve at
Good money
Good pension and healthcare
For the most part easy or next to no work to do
Watch a lot of TV
Watch a lot of DVD's
Play a lot of games, have UT2K4 network'd across 3 sites
Get 4 days off for every 5 in and that's on 7.5hr shifts
Get lots of time off
Not a 9 till 5 - so lots of daytimes to spend at home/out
Pretty relaxed so I can go early, arrive late or disappear on extended breaks pretty much at will
Lots of comfy places to go off and sleep
Work with a decent bunch of people mostly
It's within walking distance if needed
It's next to Pride Park Stadium, JJB footie arena and Gym, a few pubs, restaurants, McD's, Burger King, KFC and Subway!

Con's

A few fat women around
When the ---- hit's the fan it's hard/alot of work
I deserve more money than I'm on
Working night shifts makes me feel a bit ----ty
Have to pay Car Park
Some strict work and security policies
Have blocked Youtube and TV-Links....and ----

:)

Yeah they have blocked all them at my work aswell :( but try Pornotube.com. for some reason it just isnt blocked :p

[Raisedbyflames]

mj can i work with you ill ----ing move and ill get amongst those women i aint got nearly eougth tie wraps mind you so i can only do one at a time

[bingo83]

mj can i work with you ill ----ing move and ill get amongst those women i aint got nearly eougth tie wraps mind you so i can only do one at a time

May I suggest a torn up sheet or length of cord rope as an easy way to control a crowd :D

[just Jam Man]

ASDA Shopfloor Assistant

Pros
Met some great people working there
Reasonably easy job
Regular nights out with colleagues
Pool Table in the canteen...
...and a 360! :)

Cons
Sometimes get the ----ty jobs
Some managers can be ----s
Awful pay

ow no you dont have to say "Hello and welcome to asda, (name of town here)" do you?
Like why wouldn't you know where you are?
silly.

[AfroJoe]

mj can i work with you ill ----ing move and ill get amongst those women i aint got nearly eougth tie wraps mind you so i can only do one at a time

Yeah, MJ's job sounds awesome.

Being someone who gets paid well to sit around and watch DVDs/play games most of the time, with the occasional work involved, is exactly what I aspire to be. :D

[mjmaskrey]

It's not too bad aye....right now I'm sitting watching TMNT..the 1990 version!!

Then I have the remainder of BSG Season 3 to watch after.

I will be busy on Tuesday though, everyone back in work after the long weekend and the website will get hammered by customers...just glad I'm on Late shift as the Early shift will get raped.

:)