Not new, but new-ish.

[Swish]

Hey all,

For all those that remember me, how you all been? :D

For those who haven't got a scooby (doo = Clue, bit of cockney rhyming slang there) who I am, then I am:

Steve, 24 years old, crap gamer, part time spaniard, in need of special treatment from a kind gamer who goes easy on rubbish players when playing Splinter Cell: DA, GSOH, 5ft 10", brown hair, bit of a chubby build - needs extra gym work after finding out the Gym on Fight Night isnt real, works as a IT Consultant in the countryside outskirts of London, also has a hobby of creating websites (you'd like them, you are on one of them :p). Currently listening to that naff Leona (like I could care if I spelt her name wrong - unless she was in the pub with me asking for a drink) song.

I think thats about it.

Oh, almost forgot, I like eating out, fine wine and going to the cinema. I am looking for companionship only please. My missus wouldn't approve of sharing.

[Killer 57]

Well hello there, nice to meet you, Swish.

[Swish]

you look strange(ly familiar).

How you been chief?

[Killer 57]

you look strange(ly familiar).

How you been chief?

You know, just posting on this forum that I've visited for over a year now. So how was Spain? You know I have some family over there, plan on going there sometime.

[Tobes]

Oh, almost forgot, I like eating out, fine wine and going to the cinema.
Leave now, you don't belong with us. Here's how I would describe 360M members. (If they don't like it they can come to my house, I will be waiting)

We like staying in and eating food which can be put on a plate as soon as possible. Bonus Kudos if we don't need to use a plate. Southern comfort with/or any caffeine drink. Oh and Gaming, Gaming and some more Gaming.

Oh and welcome back Swish. If you ever see the word Steve mentioned on these here forums it's because a member called "Steve" sucks and can't think of a nick name.

[Raisedbyflames]

im eating cheese and drinking larger does that make me posh?????


welcome back

[Swish]

The culture is fascinating, the weather is like a picture of paradise, the girls are easy, the beer is very very cheap, the Spanish are friendly, welcoming and interesting in everything they do. The clubs are hectic, the nightlife is magnificent. The scenary is breathtaking, the fact you can take a girl out for a meal, some damn good fine wining, a quick stop of at the arcades until the alcohol catches up with you and then a quick dip in the sea followed by a little two's up action either on the beach or in your cheap villa for less than 25 Euros (£15-18) is awesome.

The job opportunities for foriegners is the worst I have ever come across, unless you love working in the mud and lifting iron girders all day. But what do you expect, I come from England, a country that gives Johnny Foriegner a mortgage, a cushty job and a social security number if he knows how to breathe.

Ah well, if I can sort something out that allows me to make a very handsome wage off the tinternet, I'll go back out there and own a 6 bedroom villa overlooking Puerto Banus for the price of a studio flat in London.

[Swish]

Yeah, I know about Steve #2 already Tob3z, he'll just have to adapt :D

RBF, lol, what Lager is it? Nevermind the cheese, doesnt matter in this instance.

Super Tenants, then no. Stella Artois, Rich. Carling or Carlsberg = Classy Posh ;)

[Tobes]

im eating cheese and drinking larger does that make me posh?????


welcome back
What cheese and what lager? Stella? Fosters?

Stella posh? Pfft. It's wife beater. A real mans drink lol

[Daniel 89]

hi welcome back but i dont remember you lol remember me?

You seem alot nicer than the other Steve

[Swish]

Its a rich (on the dole) man's pint of beauty. And its foul. Whenever I drink the stuff, I find myself waking up with a head thats been dropkicked by several dwarves wearing a pair of doc martins. The amount of chemicals in that rubbish is enough to put me off it entirely.

Stick to Carling or Carlsberg, you'll never have a hangover again. Trust me and my Beer Fermenting Degree.

[Swish]

Nah, I was here until about Jan time when I handed the rest of the site over to Manty. So would have missed each other by about a month or so amigo.

[Raisedbyflames]

What cheese and what lager? Stella? Fosters?

Stella posh? Pfft. It's wife beater. A real mans drink lol

i think its isle of white chedder or somthing and carlsberg

[Swish]

you Posh git.

[Raisedbyflames]

hold on am i a class traitor now

[damien©]

Hello and Welcome I haven't been here long enough to know you previously but it's always nice to see someone come back.

[russellclow]

Well well Well, look whos back from the dead :)

Nice to see you around mate, stick about, we've got some seriously sexy things coming along!

Catch me on MSN at somepoint and we'll catch up.

[WACCOE]

Now then Steve!!!
How's it going matey?
Have to catch up on MSN and the sizzle sometime. (Y)

[carocat]

I am looking for companionship only please. My missus wouldn't approve of sharing.

the girls are easy,
Slight contrdiction there, don't you think? :p

I've not been around long, but looks like everyone's missed you and a warm welcome back from me. :)

[AfroJoe]

Swish. (Y)

You played PDZ with us just before you went off to Spain, and I think you were drunk. Either that or you're always really crap and shout lots of weird stuff. ;)

[Killer 57]

Swish. (Y)

You played PDZ with us just before you went off to Spain, and I think you were drunk. Either that or you're always really crap and shout lots of weird stuff. ;)

He claims it wasn't him, he said it was his brother or something, pssh you were incredibly drunk, Swish, admit it.

[HotFish]

Super Tenants, then no. Stella Artois, Rich. Carling or Carlsberg = Classy Posh ;)

Carling - Posh? that has got to be the worst lager ever. It just tastes like kite.

Stella fine in bottles, Carlsberg nice, Fosters i dont mind, Bud on pints is rocket fuel. Im a kind of larger/beer specialist. Mt tip is for everyone to try Hoegaarden or Lefe...now that will put hairs on your chin Tobez.

Anyhoo welcome back to the site, please stick around this time

:)

[Raisedbyflames]

hooegarden is alright but that amoked taste it has repeats on me

[WACCOE]

Carling - Posh? that has got to be the worst lager ever. It just tastes like kite.

Stella fine in bottles, Carlsberg nice, Fosters i dont mind, Bud on pints is rocket fuel. Im a kind of larger/beer specialist. Mt tip is for everyone to try Hoegaarden or Lefe...now that will put hairs on your chin Tobez.

Anyhoo welcome back to the site, please stick around this time

:)

Lolz. I hope you're joking.
For one, Carlsberg is the worst beer ever, i'd rather drink a pintof dirty vodka mixed with cats pee tbh.
But yeah, Leffe is probably worse than anything i've ever tried in my life.

[Dcontrol]

:o Swish is back? I was wondering where he went all those moons ago.

It looks really weird seeing you with a member level.

[RiLu@]

when do you start your plane contests again, welcome back!

[Tobes]

wrong member Rilu. Your thinking of Swifty

[Swish]

lol carocat.

My missus was one of those easy girls, but shh, don't tell her!

Guys, hand on heart,I am always mostly 90% sober on Live...usually. As for the weird noises, yeah, consult my bro (GT: GHOSTreCONED), but yeah,im always crap on FPS games, I just suck on them. PES is really the only game im exceptionally good at, however, after 2 years, I still can't get used to the Xbox controllers for it, and as for PES6 on the Xbox 360, the less said about it, the better. Bring on PES7 I say to the Seabass bloke.

Cheers for the warm welcome guys, for those who want to catch up with me on msn, its steve.wishart @ hotmail.com as I no longer use the old ones which seemed to attract far too many wierdos.

Like Thornbag ;)

[WACCOE]

Fine.
Blocked.
Teehee
EDIT:- How have you got the cheek the use a wink? When you used to call me gay for using it? Hahaha ;]

[RiLu@]

wrong member Rilu. Your thinking of Swifty

hehe, thanks mate