View Full Version : It is time to kill Afrojoe.
Monster brothers, brotherin, and sisterin! I have come to the decision after a grave conquest of thought that it is the moment of time to kill the member frequently known as Afrojoe, Crumplish or shortened down to AJ. He is a menace to the 360monster way of life and he wants nothing but to divide us and burn the 360m way of life.
He says such things on the internet like "owndizzle"- a phrase that creates a sound that is similar to someone scratching on chalkboard. He also posts more than the average muslim prays each day. And he also forces people to sign up for Gamebattles accounts when they clearly don't want to. He is nothing but a waste.
Don't belive me? Here is a top 10 on why we should find out his address and kill this monster.
10. He has personally told me he wants to find out where BS lives and touch him in unholy places.
9. He eats things that come out of his anus.
8. He loves Christina Aguleria.
7. He hates Queen.
6. He loves Hitler.
5. His hero is Osama Bin laden.
4. He possessed Killer into falling in love with him.
3. He gave Mant the idea of ranaming 360monster into = consolemonster.
2. He loves pokemon.
And the number 1 reason....he once went to Paris!
How dare you make me sign up for a GB when I am napping! Its time we get him! Ooooble Gobble! OooBle Gobble!
Daniel 89
17/Oct/06, 10:09 PM
Can we kill Jam Man? :D
AfroJoe
17/Oct/06, 10:09 PM
Haha, awesome.
Although, Steve, the Muslim praying comment. Well, you have an average 5.42 posts per day. That's 0.42 times more a day than Muslims pray. So, as I regularly say... owndizzle! :D
No AJ. He was once my buddy. But after wasting my time we are no longer friends. He completley ruined my life by making me sign up for GB and now making me pay 26 dollars for GRAW. His selfishness is beyond words.
Jam Mans awesome though. He pwns people with his Halo 2 skills. One day the "just" crew are going to meet up and we are going to drive around in my car and pickup some chicks. Will will tell them stories about how this one time we total pwned these n00bs.
Steve when was the last time you pwned anyone? No wait... don't asnwer that...
I haven't owned anyone except for my mates on GRAW.
AfroJoe
17/Oct/06, 10:12 PM
Death to Tob3z!
Raisedbyflames
17/Oct/06, 10:14 PM
im up for killing AJ,
can i be the guy in charge of killing him
i need this man i carnt get it up unless i see fear having a hard time of late
Death to Tob3z!
I didn't want to this AJ but I will pwn you if I have to. Damn noobs.
AfroJoe
17/Oct/06, 10:16 PM
Yo RBF, sign up to GameBattles and pay $26 for GRAW!
Raisedbyflames
17/Oct/06, 10:29 PM
pay what 25$$ for what
WACCOE
17/Oct/06, 10:35 PM
Death to AJ/Crumplefish/his other alias.
RAWR
"just" crew 4tw :D
AfroJoe
17/Oct/06, 10:37 PM
I was joking about that. You've already got the map packs. I'm making Steve buy them as well, and that's what he's moaning about. :D
Seriously, though, accept the GB invites because we might have a match on Friday and if we do, we'll most likely need you.
Raisedbyflames
17/Oct/06, 10:37 PM
he gets fishy, fish, and crumps (but thatssome sort of sexual disorder im sure)
Raisedbyflames
17/Oct/06, 10:38 PM
fishy crumps is yournew name
Fleeboi
17/Oct/06, 10:45 PM
Jam Mans awesome though. He pwns people with his Halo 2 skills. One day the "just" crew are going to meet up and we are going to drive around in my car and pickup some chicks. Will will tell them stories about how this one time we total pwned these n00bs.
Steve when was the last time you pwned anyone? No wait... don't asnwer that...
LOL! Just crew is the sw33tles.
Tob3z, change your GT, it's mandatory.
I' m not paying 800 points LOL!
I don't want any commitments :p
backin-strachan
18/Oct/06, 10:37 AM
You want to what:o
phatmuther
18/Oct/06, 11:02 AM
reason no.11
AJ only drinks water, NOTHING else, not even flavoured water....
wierdo
Seriously? Not even the greatest of all drinks, Ribena?
phatmuther
18/Oct/06, 04:29 PM
nothing else, not even the ribena :o
Raisedbyflames
18/Oct/06, 07:54 PM
yeah how do you want to die because ive got an industrial sander ready for your face
SLAYSTATION
18/Oct/06, 07:55 PM
oo yay that sounds fun, or maybe we could get one of tose guns from gears of war with the chainsaw on the bottom
Raisedbyflames
18/Oct/06, 08:09 PM
oldskool power toolsare the best sanders, grinders, welding tourchs
i actually heard from someone that afrojoe slaps his 'genitals' in peoples faces while they sleep :S
AfroJoe
18/Oct/06, 09:27 PM
Yeah, yer maw.
Ahar!
Killer 57
18/Oct/06, 09:52 PM
OOOOo OWNDIZZLE
Yeh don't abuse your power AJ thats not on. :@
Killer 57
18/Oct/06, 10:07 PM
Thats not abuse, thats Justice.
WACCOE
18/Oct/06, 10:22 PM
Hahaha.
OwnDizzled Tob3z!
SLAYSTATION
19/Oct/06, 08:26 PM
oldskool power toolsare the best sanders, grinders, welding tourchs
or a hoe (as in the garden tool mind you)
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