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Steve
17/Oct/06, 09:28 PM
These predictions are sure to be wrong:

AFC East
Patriots= 11-5
Jets= 8-8
Bills= 5-11
Dolphins= 3-13

AFC North
Bengals= 11-5
Ravens= 10-6
Steelers= 9-7
Browns= 4-12

AFC South
Colts= 13-3
Jaguars= 10-6
Titans= 5-11
Texans= 3-13

AFC West
Chargers= 12-4
Broncos= 11-5
Cheifs= 7-9
Raiders= 1-15

Playoffs

Wild Card
Patriots
Jaguars

Broncos
Bengals

Divisional
Colts vs Pats

Bengals vs Chargers

AFC Championship
Chargers vs Colts.

NFC East
Eagles= 12-4
Giants= 10-6
Cowboys= 8-8
Redskins= 6-10

NFC North
Bears= 14-2
Vikings= 7-9
Packers= 3-13
Lions= 3-13

NFC South
Saints= 11-5
Panthers= 11- 5
Falcons= 9-7
Bucs= 5-11

NFC West
Seahawks= 11-5
Rams= 10-6
Cards= 5-11
Niners= 2-14

Playoffs
Wild Card
Giants vs Saints (At Superdome)

Seahawks vs Panthers (At Seattle)

Divisional
Eagles vs Saints
Bears vs Panthers

NFC Championship
Eagles vs Bears (At Soldier Field)

Super Bowl


EAGLES WIN BY 800! Just kidding.

Bears vs Chargers.

Chargers win 17-7.

AfroJoe
17/Oct/06, 09:36 PM
1-15. :D

I can't be assed doing the individual records, but I think the playoffs will be as follows:

AFC North: Pittsburgh
AFC West: Denver
AFC South: Indianapolis
AFC East: New England
AFC Wildcards: Baltimore and Jacksonville
(Yup, San Diego and Cincinnati missing out, but hey, that's how strong the AFC is)

NFC North: Chicago
NFC West: Seattle
NFC South: Carolina
NFC East: New York Giants
NFC Wildcards: Philadelphia and New Orleans
(Again, good teams in the Vikings and Cowboys missing out)

AFC Championship:
Denver vs Indianapolis

NFC Championship:
Chicago vs Carolina

Superbowl:
Denver vs Carolina

Panthers win.


*All this is totally reliant on Steve Smith staying healthy. :D

Steve
17/Oct/06, 09:41 PM
I was very nice AJ. I could of made it 0-16 which I really really wanted to do but my brains said no.

AfroJoe
17/Oct/06, 09:42 PM
We're going 3-13.

We'll beat the Cardinals this week (although I'm ever so slightly less optimistic after they should have beaten the Bears last night), the Texans and either the Jets or the Rams.

Steve
17/Oct/06, 09:53 PM
Not against the jets or rams. Both are pretty good teams. 2-14 at best. And you won't beat the cards.

AfroJoe
17/Oct/06, 10:07 PM
I think we'll take the Jets because we always win our last game, just when it doesn't matter. Last 3 seasons have been utter crud, but last 3 seasons we've won the final game, against good teams two (Ravens, Giants, and someone else I can't remember). Unless the Jets come to play, that is. We'd better just hope that they're out of it by that point as well, and then they can be our 3rd win.

For the Rams game, I'm thinking shootout. Right now we couldn't shootout with anyone, but if we finally start getting some offensive stuff going, which the past couple of weeks have indicated we might be able to do, then it's a possibility. We've got a team capable of it (loads of big time receivers and a QB with a great arm), but some of the offensive play-calling has been diabolical, and is partly to blame on us being 0-5 rather than 2-3 like we should be (Browns and 9ers were teams we should have beaten (and were on course to), but Art Shell is rubbish).


So, yeah, 3 or 4 wins this year. Maybe even 5 if we can surprise someone decent, although I doubt it.

I hate to say it, but Kerry Collins would have had this team 2-3. :(