If you work in an OFFICE!!! Then use these!

[Dvx Uk]

These are quality if you work in an office

Shout the out loud>>>

>1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of crap.
>
>2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to
>pronounce.
>
>3. How about never? Is never good for you?
>
>4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in
>public.
>
>5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my

>way.
>
>6. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
>
>7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
>
>8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
>
>9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
>
>10. Ahhhh. I see the muck-up fairy has visited us again.
>
>11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.
>
>12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
>
>13. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a crap.
>
>14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
>
>15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
>
>16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point
>of view.
>
>17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
>
>18. Any resemblance between your reality and mine are purely
>coincidental.
>
>19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks?!
>
>20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.


Dcontrol says - SniperShot all the words in bold have been edited. As you are aware we have a no swearing policy on here so please adhere to the forums rules. You have been warned.

[backin-strachan]

Some decent ones there LOL





:D

[Dvx Uk]

heres some more:


>21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
>
>22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
>
>23. And your cry-baby whiny-arsed opinion would be?
>
>24. Do I look like a (edited out) people person to you?
>
>25. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
>
>26. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.
>
>27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
>
>28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
>
>29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
>
>30. Whatever kind of look you were aiming for, you missed.
>
>31. Oh I get it. Like humour, but different.........
>
>32. An office is just a mental institute without the padded walls.
>
>33. Can I swap this job for what's behind door .........1?
>
>34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
>
>35. Nice perfume (or aftershave). Must you marinate in it?
>
>36. Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done.
>
>37. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
>
>38. I thought I wanted a career; it turns out I just needed the money.
>
>39. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being more intelligent.
>
>40. Wait a minute - I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
>
>41. Aren't you a black hole of need.
>
>42. I'd like to help you out, which way did you come in?
>
>43. Did you eat an extra bowl of stupid this morning?
>
>44. Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.
>
>45. If you have something to say raise your hand.........then place it
>over your mouth.
>
>46. I'm too busy, can I ignore you some other time?
>
>47. Don't let your mind wander, its too small to be let out on its own.
>
>48. Have a nice day, somewhere else.
>
>49. You're not yourself today, I noticed the improvement straight away.
>
>50. You are as pretty as a picture, I'd really like to hang you.
>
>51. Don't believe everything you think.
>
>52. Do you hear that? That's the sound of no-one caring

Why was this posted in the thread below?
http://www.360monster.com/forum/showthread.php?t=5527

I've moved it to here.

[Fleeboi]

Some good ones there, I remember reading this list before. I also like the things about peoples answers for insurance claims, GCSE's etc, those are great.

[bingo83]

Some of those should come in handy :)