Back to School

[HotFish]

For all of the people back at school now, i just want to say i hope you are enjoying it! (lol)

Unlucky eh?

Cya's
:)

[WACCOE]

I start College tomorrow. w00t 8-)

Quite looking forward to it but nervous at the same time. Doing a National Diploma in IT Software Development. So hopfully I should just be allowed on t'internet all day.

:D

[damien©]

I start College tomorrow. w00t 8-)

Quite looking forward to it but nervous at the same time. Doing a National Diploma in IT Software Development. So hopfully I should just be allowed on t'internet all day.

:D

Thats probably what I should of done when I leave School but No I had to get a fking job. Then when I had a Job they wanted to know what I plan to do with the rest of my life...

So I'm back at College, go back Friday. Can't wait to hand in my Failed Exam Results...Its looking good for me this year.

[JJBDude]

Year 11 starts for me tomorrow. First day back is always good though, 2 hours of form time and then rest of lessons just spent getting to know new teachers.

[WACCOE]

Year 11 starts for me tomorrow. First day back is always good though, 2 hours of form time and then rest of lessons just spent getting to know new teachers.

Year 11 - ooooo.

I was a Year 11 last year. It's really really stressful - good luck. (Y)

[phatmuther]

year 11? christ im year.... hmmm 16 now it would be :D
3rd and final year at uni, then maybe an MA which would be another year, but also about £16000 so hmmm

dont start till the 26th :cool:

[Raisedbyflames]

wow5 friends on line itwas 35 on avrage duringthe day last week

[phatmuther]

mines still about average, jobless bums!! :D

im so happy all the kids (not you guys) are back in school so i dont have to put up with their constant "im so hard" townie ways, god i really do hate them

[JJBDude]

mines still about average, jobless bums!! :D

im so happy all the kids (not you guys) are back in school so i dont have to put up with their constant "im so hard" townie ways, god i really do hate them

They're my enemy, skaters vs pikeys/chavs!!!

And nice phatmuther, didn't know you were the type of person that would bother with University. (Y)

[Raisedbyflames]

im so hard but in a differnt way oooooooooooooo

[lion03]

finished school, working for two more months and then i enlist to the army

[phatmuther]

And nice phatmuther, didn't know you were the type of person that would bother with University. (Y)

what you thought i was just another bum? :D
no sir! im educated ;)

[Raisedbyflames]

youll always bea bum too me

[JJBDude]

Haha well no not just a bum, but I never thought you were well educated. Now I know. :)

[backin-strachan]

Ive been back for 2 weeks now and I dont mind really. The stuff is pis5 easy and I have some really sexy teachers:)

[WACCOE]

Ive been back for 2 weeks now and I dont mind really. The stuff is pis5 easy and I have some really sexy teachers:)

Sexy teachers. :o

Pictures?


All mine were fat. :(

[backin-strachan]

Pictures well that could be didgy but half of them have been knocked up and are taking manterly leave or summit:'(

My PE has to be the nicest:cool: Thats why I chose gymnastics. Just to watch her act all...you know

:D

[damien©]

Sexy teachers. :o

Pictures?


All mine were fat. :(

My Form Tutor in Secoundary School was quite good looking however same as you Thornbag the rest were fat and ugly... Some had some really bad Hair Growth problems aswell.

[WACCOE]

@BS

...Kinky?

[backin-strachan]

eh...yeah a bit. And she pure flirts with us as well. I know shes gagging for it:D

And besides I seen her at a Sellick game with some jake Im hoping it is her brother or something:D

[WACCOE]

eh...yeah a bit. And she pure flirts with us as well. I know shes gagging for it:D

And besides I seen her at a Sellick game with some jake Im hoping it is her brother or something:D

Why, you think you have a chance?

:D

[backin-strachan]

Well doubt it she knows everyone fancies her and its a total laugh when you see other teachers talking to her just staring at her pair but you would understand when you see her Long Brunette hair and a smile that would knock you out. So fit...

I need to stop this its a bit sick:p

Now my English teacher:D

[tom91]

o god ive just remembered im going back tommorow, just keep thinking about that live gold membership lol

[Superbean]

Ive been back for two weeks now and ive been so bloody miserable, my possible last year at school, im in 4th year A.K.A year 11 for all you English, but im so fed up of it im thinking about leaving this year and going to collage and live life.

[Daniel 89]

Start year 12 tomorow at my school,looking foward to going back actually to see the people I know can't be bothered to do any work.

[phatmuther]

Start year 12 tomorow at my school,looking foward to going back actually to see the people I know can't be bothered to do any work.

you not going to college then? doing sixth form

[Daniel 89]

you not going to college then? doing sixth form
Yeah year 12 = six form,after thats done I'm getting a job. (Y) not sure what I want to do.

[Fleeboi]

College > Staying on.

I'm going down to Glamorgan University on Thursday, then get on a course, I'm sick of doing nothing.

[WACCOE]

Ive been back for two weeks now and ive been so bloody miserable, my possible last year at school, im in 4th year A.K.A year 11 for all you English, but im so fed up of it im thinking about leaving this year and going to collage and live life.

4th year would be Year 10 for us.

No point in dropping out. You'd be chucking your life away. I know school get's crap at times but persist and I bet you won't regret it.

[backin-strachan]

Yep 4th year for me as well Beanie but I have been constantly told to just get the best grades you can but enjoy yourself. If I muck up my exams then it scares me to think what I could be:D

I have my future planned!!!

;)

[Steve]

Going into Senior Year in High School now. One more until Im away in College; getting drunk and other nonsense. :)

[leeeee35]

what you thought i was just another bum? :D
no sir! im educated ;)

The way you go on sometimes i thought you were about forty odd lol.:cool:

[Raisedbyflames]

he ishes just pretending to lure young people to the dark room with alll the camcorders

[phatmuther]

right, so im a 40-something dirty old pervert, who quit school when he was six and im an idiot....

cool :D

[JJBDude]

Waking up so early for the first time in 6 weeks murders my eyes. :'(

[WACCOE]

I agree. Had to get up at 7.45. :| Even though College doesn't start until 9.30. Yes, I do intend to be late on the 1st day, let my tutor know what he's in for.

He was a tool anyway.

*yawns*

[tom91]

im going into year 10, we dont start for another hour, i think the thought of having to go back to crappy school is actaully worse than going, because i normally dont mind it to much when im there.

[phatmuther]

and i only just got up, sucks to be you :D

[WACCOE]

College was, ummm, ok. PLENTY of fit lasses there, only decent part, there was some right munter's aswell.

The course itself wasn't bad by the looks but we was just doing teambulding etc/ today. Tutors are a laugh which always helps.

[JJBDude]

This year is going to be so much better for me. No more walrus as my business studies teacher, only 4 hours of science a week instead of 5 as well as Ceramics 3 days in a row!!! :D:D:D

[WACCOE]

And e loads of coursework.


w00t for you.

[JJBDude]

Nuh uh.

English - 2 Pieces left
Science - Done
Maths - It's retarded so I gave up last year
DiDA - Don't get it
German - Done
Ceramics - Don't get it
Business - Still need to do

:D

[tom91]

yep were doing the Dida thing in ict and i dont get it lol.

[damien©]

yep were doing the Dida thing in ict and i dont get it lol.

Looks like a Mickey Mouse course, kind of reminds me of that KeySkills and Citizenship crap they told me about in Year 11 if I stayed on for Sixth Form.

[JJBDude]

DiDA is confusing to understand, but once you know what your doing it's good fun. Understanding what you are going to need to do tom is a key factor, as it's a 30 hour exam where every minute is needed. Most of the people in my class under estimate how much work is needed to be done (I did at first), it's essential you know exactly what you got to do. The first one was a practise for me and my teacher evaulated it as getting a C, then the second 30 hour exam I got predicted a A / B. :D

[phatmuther]

DiDA is confusing to understand, but once you know what your doing it's good fun. Understanding what you are going to need to do tom is a key factor, as it's a 30 hour exam where every minute is needed. Most of the people in my class under estimate how much work is needed to be done (I did at first), it's essential you know exactly what you got to do. The first one was a practise for me and my teacher evaulated it as getting a C, then the second 30 hour exam I got predicted a A / B. :D

are you sure?

[JJBDude]

Yes 100% positive.

DiDA counts as 4 GCSE's, each GCSE is gotten by four 30 hour exams. You spend the two years of upper school doing this, and when June comes I don't have to worry about taking a DiDA exam because it's already done.

DiDA counts as two options though so I have 5 lessons of it a week, where as someone else could have Art for 2 hours and Business for 3 hours a week.

http://www1.edexcel.org.uk/dida-d101/html/spb101homepage.htm

That's the exam paper I used for my first exam. :)

[damien©]

Who the hell is going to want DiDA on there CV, Sorry but it sounds likea Mickey Mouse course.

And 4 GCSE's are they just giving these away....

[JJBDude]

Giving them away lolo what are you on about, this course is a million times harder than English or Science or Maths or anything! 120 hours of exam and 120 hours of practising, more hours than any other course. :)

http://www1.edexcel.org.uk/dida-d102/html/spb102homepage.htm

Got predicted 27/30 marks on that paper, exam 2. :D


Oh and it stands for Diploma in Digital Applications Big D. :)

[damien©]

Yea sounds the exact same as some kind of course they offered in Sixth Form except you do your one of the computer...

Oh well, Hope you enjoy it, I wouldn't!

[phatmuther]

DiDA, ive never heard of it, but it sounds like one of those things they do to give away GCSE's, like business studies, thats worth nothing, they keep doing new ones all the time, just so it makes the school look like they're getting great results.

its the same with media courses in college, easyiest thing ever, i manged to get an AS level in media, i went to 3 30min lessons, no revision and i got an A on one exam paper. rubbish

[JJBDude]

Look trust me this is not a give away GCSE. To get a C or higher you have to put effort in, I have friends getting F's because they are not bothering while I have other friends getting C's in Business without bothering.


Business exam is ed up to be honest. In the mock I did I didn't have to answer any questions which related to what I learn in lessons, instead it was more common knowledge of the world than business. "What can you do to make a product sell more if it's not selling?", reduce the price obviously! My little sister would know that.

[WACCOE]

30 hour exmas? :o

That is mental!

[JJBDude]

Yup, supposed to be silence and everything. Thank god I changed teacher in second exam, she was a legend letting us talk as long as we were quiet. Plus she let us help eachother out. :D

[damien©]

It's not the same as an Exam I had one that was 15 hours for ICT...It's not as bad as it sounds

[WACCOE]

Yup, supposed to be silence and everything. Thank god I changed teacher in second exam, she was a legend letting us talk as long as we were quiet. Plus she let us help eachother out. :D

That is ridiculous, you make me sick. :D


Anyway, enjoy your College Hoops bud.

[tom91]

well ive already got a media studies and humanities (geography, history and RE) gsces after taking them 2 years early, i cant be arsed with dida but i reckon i can do most of the other ones.

[Daniel 89]

Only get to lie in on weekends now have to be up for the taxi and 7:15 it don't arrive till 8am but I have to get ready and everything.

[damien©]

Only get to lie in on weekends now have to be up for the taxi and 7:15 it don't arrive till 8am but I have to get ready and everything.

Taxi every morning thats got to cost you alot? No buses around you?

[Daniel 89]

Taxi every morning thats got to cost you alot? No buses around you?
No,the school pay for the taxis they have a contract with each other.

[damien©]

No,the school pay for the taxis they have a contract with each other.

Are you joking? Why would your school pay... Do you goto Private School?

[Daniel 89]

Do you goto Private School?
Yeah, I do.

[phatmuther]

Yeah, I do.

oh right, because the only other schools that do that are for mentally disabled people

[Tobes]

Are you joking? Why would your school pay... Do you goto Private School?

If you live so far away and there is no bus chances are your school will pay for one. I know mine did. I got a bus though.

[linkofhyrule]

Wouldn't surprise me as Dan says there are 6 people in total as his school :)

Right now I'm having an arse time at Honors Algebra 2.. really pissing me off.

And it's cutting out of my gaming time :@

[Daniel 89]

Yeah,only a few pupils in private school you dont get all the pressure to do stuff like mainstream

[phatmuther]

Yeah,only a few pupils in private school you dont get all the pressure to do stuff like mainstream

pressure to do what? :brow:

[Daniel 89]

pressure to do what? :brow:

work,no homework set,dont have uniform - also if its a hot day we dont stay in we go out and about to play sport. (Y)

[Tobes]

work,no homework set,dont have uniform - also if its a hot day we dont stay in we go out and about to play sport. (Y)

OMG you get it sweet. Still it's going to be funny when you finish private school. Get prepared for the real world. It's not pretty

[damien©]

pressure to do what? :brow:

Social Pressures like Drugs and Drinking. In Private School it's a given, everyone does it because there rich and can afford it.

Nar I don't remember any "pressures" in schoool...

[Daniel 89]

its not a posh school. lol

[damien©]

its not a posh school. lol

To late now...Daniel the Posh Kid, with Stuck up Parents that don't go into the City to mix with "common folk" incase they meet "coloured" people.

Got an Image now of you as stuck Up Upper Class kid, it's not really a Taxi is it. It's Jeeves with the Rolls?

[Daniel 89]

lol

I'm hardly posh live in the middle of nowhere next to a town full of yobs

[FRAZ2000]

O how very nice, =P i am heading into the army soon just gota remeber theres no respawn lol (N)

[damien©]

O how very nice, =P i am heading into the army soon just gota remeber theres no respawn lol (N)

Well theres No Lag either to blame poor shooting on...

[WACCOE]

Pffft, Daniel you posh get. :p

Never came across as the Private School type. How much you (your parents) pay for that?

[lion03]

O how very nice, =P i am heading into the army soon just gota remeber theres no respawn lol (N)

same thing here, good luck man!

[WACCOE]

You 2 might fight each other init. :p

[lion03]

unless his going to serve in the P.L.O or hamas probably i wont shoot in his direction

[damien©]

You 2 might fight each other init. :p

I highly doubt it... but nothing can be ruled out.

Honestly but Israel reminds me of the UK, if we sorted out the crap ages ago we wouldn't of had so much trouble in the 70s with IRA like Israel has with Hamas/PLO.

No all you try and do is fight your way out and unfortunately lose alot of good men. Sorry to put a downer on you lot joing the Army but I'm sure your aware of the consequences.

[WACCOE]

I was only joking, I doubt they will fight each other.

That would be (what's the word) if they did. 2 360Monster's fighting each other in real life. :o

:D

[damien©]

I was only joking, I doubt they will fight each other.

That would be (what's the word) if they did. 2 360Monster's fighting each other in real life. :o

:D

Not really, I've often been tempted to go around a kick your head in. :s :unsure: (:/)

Lol :D

[damien©]

On a serious note thou....

Back to School [College] tomorrow I get to walk upto my tutor and go

"You know last year, when you said I'd fail?"

Tutor - "Yes"

"Well I failed. Turn's out you were right"

Tutor- "And...?"

"Anyway I can resit these or something?"

**Tutor runs out the room Laughing himself silly and informs my teachers and they all laugh**

*BIG D Gets Drunk and Hits A Copper and gets Community Service*

Granted it's a bit far feached but it could happen

[Uriel Septim]

On a serious note thou....

Back to School [College] tomorrow I get to walk upto my tutor and go

"You know last year, when you said I'd fail?"

Tutor - "Yes"

"Well I failed. Turn's out you were right"

Tutor- "And...?"

"Anyway I can resit these or something?"

**Tutor runs out the room Laughing himself silly and informs my teachers and they all laugh**

*BIG D Gets Drunk and Hits A Copper and gets Community Service*

Granted it's a bit far feached but it could happen

ye thats whats gonna happen tommorow lol

[damien©]

Yea it will Uriel...At this very same point Uriel will be licking my Tutor's Arse

Uriel to Tutor: "Yes Sir I did pass...Yes Of course you can always rely on me...Want a back rub?"

[WACCOE]

I'm aiming for DDD.

Go me!

[Raisedbyflames]

iwent to private school lol

let me rephrase that i run my private school and they let me because if i heard a kid was been bullyed id turn up with a big stick

[WACCOE]

"Big stick". That's what you like to call it is it.

I tend to call mine my "pork sword". :cool:






:| :ninja:

[Tobes]

I call it my slong lol

[Raisedbyflames]

lol yeah welllnothing beats my big black one!!!!!1

chromehounds refrance

[phatmuther]

lol yeah welllnothing beats my big black one!!!!!1

chromehounds refrance

haha i still aint seen the one with, is it a baby riding it?

[Raisedbyflames]

lol and a anus

[phatmuther]

real nice raised, real nice.

:D

[Raisedbyflames]

it made me laugth anyway but thats just my child like sence of humor