The "Would you Rather" Thread

[Steve]

Here is what I liked to call the "Would you Rather Thread". Basically the poster above will ask a question contrasting two things you must do and you have to choose between them which you would rather do. Then you make your own "Would you Rather". So here I go.

Would you Rather:


See "Gigli 2x each day for 1 year"
or
Make Love to Ben Affleck.

[xXDuBzXx]

Make love to Ben Aflack

Would you rather do Brittany Spears 5 years ago or Christina Agulara? (Or howw ever you spell her last name)

[backin-strachan]

Christina every time:p

Would you rather eat a year out of date cheese or the cheese they give you with meals in hospital???

:)

[damien©]

Cheese in Hospitals

Would you rather Drive into a Ambulance or be in the Ambulance when it crashes?

There's a tricky one! Lol

[Shoitaan]

be in the ambulance, for all I know I've already been given morphine so the crash is just a beautiful dream XD

would you rather swallow a small ball of barbed wire or eat half a brick (assuming no chewing involved, ie it goes straight down your throat)

Now theres 2 wierd ways to die..

[rydo-uk]

Would u rather be in prison for life or exacuted

[AfroJoe]

Executed.

No point in living if it's going to be in prison for the rest of your life.


Would you rather die from:
- Drowning
- Being buried alive

Nice and friendly. :D

[damien©]

These "Would you rather" are getting really weird!

I would prefer to die from drowning then Being buried Alive!

Would you rather kick a dog in the face full force or kick a man full force in the balls?

Sorry I edited it!!

[rydo-uk]

Lol man in the balls !
Would you rather be spiderman or superman lol

[HotFish]

Superman because he can fly without strings.

Would you rather see Sunderland come back up to the Prem, or Newcastle go to the Championship next season?

Cya's

:)

[TBS Trojan]

Newcastle, would you rather jump out of a helicopter or eat food of the city sidewalk?

[TBS Trojan]

i guess i should have said with a parachute, but i thought that was implied. Sry.

[russellclow]

I have to agree actually - the "would you rather's" are getting slightly grotesque.

Lets try to keep it relatively clean - no sexual ones, nothing too vulgar.

[Steve]

Alright, Ill change it.

Would you rather be eaten by a dinosaur or chained in a small room for the rest of your life?

[xXDuBzXx]

eaten by a dinosaur, no point in living, you will die of starvation

would you rather jump off a building or shoot yourself?

[Raisedbyflames]

be rich and die alone

or

poor with a family

[Steve]

Jump off a building.

Would you rather play GRAW for the rest of your life or COD 2?

[xXDuBzXx]

G.R.A.W. no one will be playing COD 2 soon since COD 3 is coming out

Play PGR3 for the rest of your life or DOA4?

[backin-strachan]

PGR3

Would you rather kill Tony Blair or George Bush

[damien©]

Tony Blair

*Funny you can't make lued suggestions, but it's alright to talk about murder*

Would you rather Cycle Naked for a 3 Miles thorugh London on a nice day or Swim Naked for 1 1/2 Miles on you own in a Freezing Lake at 1 in the Morning!

[Steve]

Swim Naked in the freezing lake. No one will see me :P.

Would you rather eat the best steak for the rest of your life or the best lobster.

[russellclow]

*Funny you can't make lued suggestions, but it's alright to talk about murder*

Well the "murder" topics are border-line if I'm honest - the wholesome ones are much preferred!

[Fleeboi]

Swim Naked in the freezing lake. No one will see me :P.

Would you rather eat the best steak for the rest of your life or the best lobster.

Best steak.

Would you rather 10 d!cks'' for fingers, or a finger for a d!ck?

P3nis is censored?

[Steve]

10 Wiis for fingers. This way the ladies will never let go of me cause they will be to arroused by my 10 hard BEEPS.

Would you rather get a Wii for free or a PS3 for free.

[damien©]

PS3 For Free, (I can afford the Wii!)

Would you rather Sell your Mother or Marry your Sister? and yes you do have to consummate the Marriage!

[damien©]

Do you reckon I took this "Would you rather..." Thread a bit too far?

Here's a more suitable one:

Would you rather have a Range Rover for 5 Years or Have a Aston Martin Vanquish S for a Year?

[phatmuther]

depends, would i be able to sell the Vanquish after a year and keep the money, to then but a land rover :brow:

[Raisedbyflames]

would you rather be a vampire or a warewolf

[phatmuther]

vampire, definatly :cool:

[Raisedbyflames]

your life wont change much you never go out in sunlight anyway

[Steve]

Of course RBF and Phatmuther screw everything up.

Would you rather shoot your mom or shoot your wife?

[Killer 57]

Wife since I don't have one :p

[Raisedbyflames]

id shoot yourwife over my mum

[Killer 57]

id shoot yourwife over my mum

haha Brilliant :D

[Steve]

You ruined it again RBF. LOL. Somebody post a Would You Rather before I start having an anger surge.

[damien©]

Pick which one is valid for you...

UK Residents: Would rather be German or French?
US Residents:Would you rather be Canadian or Mexican?
Rest of the World: Would you rather be a Brit or a Yank?

[phatmuther]

german, not french :|

[backin-strachan]

FRENCH:cool:

[Raisedbyflames]

german, as they are nice people, apart froma strange 6 year apsence from all germay historybook

[Raisedbyflames]

would you rather

for stright guys: do a man for 1 million pound or let him do you for 1 million

[Superbean]

*EDIT read post wrong:s

French cause germans are arrogant

[damien©]

would you rather

for stright guys: do a man for 1 million pound or let him do you for 1 million

Do a man for £1 Million!

Would you rather... a good sexual partner or a good housepartner? (eg. Looked after the kids, kept the house tidy, etc)

[Superbean]

sexual partner(Y) :)

[Raisedbyflames]

house partner, you can go to street corners for sex partners

[rydo-uk]

Lol u do that anyway :P just jkin RbF
Would you rather hav an xbox360 or a free private jet (H)

[damien©]

Lol u do that anyway :P just jkin RbF
Would you rather hav an xbox360 or a free private jet (H)

A Free Private Jet and I would sell it as I don't like flying! Then I would buy some Xbox 360 related stuff amongst other things like a better car!

Would you rather...... be a man or a woman?

[Raisedbyflames]

dont forgeta beer tap plumbed in next to your seat so you can get fesh draft beer

[Killer 57]

A Free Private Jet and I would sell it as I don't like flying! Then I would buy some Xbox 360 related stuff amongst other things like a better car!

Would you rather...... be a man or a woman?

A Man, I don't think I could ever " Take it in" if you know what I mean.

[Raisedbyflames]

then get a crew cut and join the femisit community centre group, haveafaced like a smacked arse and chewing a wasp.

always were checkedshirts

[Steve]

Lol! ^^^ Rbf..