who would you kill and why and how

[Raisedbyflames]

the rule is they have to be someone famous how would you kill them and why.

this is how it should be set out

Persons name:

Claim To Fame:

Why:

How:

[Superbean]

Persons name: George Bush

Claim To Fame: umm not sure what that means but ill put down president!

Why: For Fun

How: Duel Waterpistols

[Raisedbyflames]

Persons name: chris martin

Claim To Fame:coldplay, shagging that blonde lass from hollywood, naming his kidapple

Why: to stophim singing hes got notalent none, yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oouuuuuuuuuuwwwwwwwwwhhh
why does every one like him

How: ok id snap his evil piano playing fingers 1 by 1, then id pullhis tounge out, thenid let himgoes because if he dies he willbecome a music legond and iwillhave to listen to it more, just like elvis and he was crap

[Killer 57]

Persons name: Maxi Rodriguez

Claim To Fame: Some random Soccer player

Why: what do you think?

How: Public Beheading

[AfroJoe]

Persons name: Gary Lineker

Claim To Fame: Football striker/TV presenter

Why: Because he's a complete and utter nobface

How: *shrug* - any way would do :D

[Raisedbyflames]

Persons name:bono

Claim To Fame:u2 leadsinger

Why: all this charity work its nothing to do with helping people its to help him sell more cds the big liar

How:id make him die a martar to his cause make him go on hunger strike till africa isnt starving anymore

[Killer 57]

Persons name: Landon Donavon

Claim To Fame: Soccer player

Why: Most Overated player ever to come out of the US of A.

How: Lay him on the Floor facing up, fill a Soccer ball with Concrete, and repeatedly dropping it on his face screaming " Score this b1tch!"

[phatmuther]

Persons name: joss Stone

Claim To Fame: a poor excuse for a singer

Why: dont get me started on the whor.....

How: id make her eat a mixture of her own broken cd's and pig sh*t until she died (Y)

[backin-strachan]

Persons name: Barry Fergushun

Claim To Fame: Thinks hes a wee ned

Why:...Hes a pure fud mahn:s...:p

How: His own Buckfast Bottle

[mjmaskrey]

Persons name: Mr Kipling

Claim To Fame: Makes exceedingly good cakes

Why: Because when I bought a box of 6 individually wrapped lemon finger cakes.....there was only 5 in there!!! :@

How: Stuff the 5 lemon cakes in his mouth and nostrils thereby suffocating him.....that'll learn him!

:)

[martync06]

Persons name: Christiano Ronaldo

Claim To Fame:plays for man utd and being a diving chunt

Why: i think thats slightly obvious

How: cut all his hair off, i think that would be enough to kill him :)

[damien©]

Persons name: Any Partner of a Famous Person, Who is in the Paper's, TV, etc (eg. Cherie Blair, Coleen McLoughlin)

Claim To Fame: Being Married or the Girlfriend/Boyfriend of a famous person

Why: They like to soak up the fame of their partner for their own ends

How: Painful, Like being run over by a Bus but survivng it only for the ambulance to crash onto the way to the hospital but the Medics and Doctors in the Ambulance survive.

That also includes people who become famous through shag-and-tell stories!

[russellclow]

Hmmm.. If i'm honest guys, this thread is a bit too sadistic and not really something we want discussed on our forums - whether you're serious or not.

I'm closing this one sorry.