BESt (worst) chat up line THREAD

[Raisedbyflames]

herewe goill staritoff

"you fancy going halfers on a *******

[backin-strachan]

You and only you would come up with this:D

How about a drink on me...then a little later I can get on you

[Raisedbyflames]

i can see this thread becoming popular mate!!

Q:do you like fruit,

if he answer is yes then continue with

suck on my **** its a peach

[WACCOE]

Here's 10p flower, call your Mum, tell her you won't be coming home tonight.



Then, the best one ever :D - "Did you know there are 206 bones in your body?" She answers "Yes", you say, "Want another?" :D

LOL!

[bingo83]

My fav is

Alright, fancy a game of windows?

they answer `whats that'

your reply, `well you open up and I hang out ye'

[phatmuther]

"c'mon, lets go, your mums waiting....."

:D

[bingo83]

or .... does this smell like chloroform to you ???

[Tobes]

Then, the best one ever :D - "Did you know there are 206 in your body?" She answers "Yes", you say, "Want another?"

I'm sorry what? Re read that Thornbag... think you missed a word.

[WACCOE]

B'lox - thanks for that Tob3z. What a tool I look now. :$

[Tobes]

I use this one...

".........................................."

Doesnt work though.

[WACCOE]

What - just look at them with the blankest of exprssions. Like this :|. Haha.

[Raisedbyflames]

thronbag dont you use

"if you dont scream ill be gentle"