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Raisedbyflames
17/May/06, 11:15 AM
tryed to tell me god invented seeds lol i did my best not to laugth in her face, also they tryed to walk in to my house

phatmuther
17/May/06, 11:23 AM
im suprised they didnt run away when you opened the door

mjmaskrey
17/May/06, 11:48 AM
I had a mate who was a Jobo...he was a good lad actually (he didn't want to be Jobo and when he turned 18 he opted out)...used to laugh so hard when going round his house and seeing the pictures and calendars of people & animals hugging and sitting together in fields covered by Rainbows and stuff...so corny!

:)

Raisedbyflames
17/May/06, 12:00 PM
i hate them coming round saying god created this and that and ill tell them back their hasnt been a war for the last 2000 years that wasnt caused by religion

AfroJoe
17/May/06, 02:26 PM
im suprised they didnt run away when you opened the door

Hahaha.

:D

bingo83
17/May/06, 04:22 PM
Dont even open the door to them, just shout loudly from behind the door `I am naked, and will open the door in just a second'

WACCOE
17/May/06, 04:28 PM
They are ridiculous, what is the point? How many people must they convince to be "one of them", maybe 1 in every 1,000,000, if that. :unsure:

I just say "I've got enough pegs, thank you". (I know there not "travllelers", btw, it just makes them think that I think they are). :D

Killer 57
17/May/06, 04:32 PM
Everytime they come, I put on a hat that is enchanted with 100 Percent resistance to Bull****.

Raisedbyflames
17/May/06, 05:55 PM
yeah but i dont force my athieism on people why should they force their religion on me

russellclow
17/May/06, 06:06 PM
Well it's funny actually.

For your info, two of 360Monster's staff are JW's, me included :p

At the end of the day, we don't knock on your door to "convert" you at all. Alot of your points are actually valid, most, if not all, wars, acts of terrorism and other acts of violence are brought about by Religion - that's why we don't goto war.

We don't knock on your door to make you JW's - we're there to show u the truth about god and the bible. Whether you're interested in that or not is another matter

Anyway, enough preaching - just be careful what you say on here peeps - we don't want any nastyness - no matter what religion, gender, age, race, etc.

Killer 57
17/May/06, 06:09 PM
Who is the other JW on the Staff?

Raisedbyflames
17/May/06, 06:32 PM
i am a verry anti religous athiust and while i think its fine to have beliefs i carnt help but hate religion as it causes wars and lots of people have twisted it to their own ends, talking genrally here

RiLu@
17/May/06, 08:06 PM
but remember rule number 1:

- the boss is always right!

tryed to tell me god invented seeds lol i did my best not to laugth in her face, also they tryed to walk in to my house

You shouldn't laught about other peoples believes.

im suprised they didnt run away when you opened the door

they did run, IN!

I had a mate who was a Jobo...he was a good lad actually (he didn't want to be Jobo and when he turned 18 he opted out)...used to laugh so hard when going round his house and seeing the pictures and calendars of people & animals hugging and sitting together in fields covered by Rainbows and stuff...so corny!

:)

I know what you mean, i have on the wall a photo of me and my wife sitting on a camel!

i hate them coming round saying god created this and that and ill tell them back their hasnt been a war for the last 2000 years that wasnt caused by religion

Wars our days is about money and oil, and people that can't read join wars that they think is about religion!

Dont even open the door to them, just shout loudly from behind the door `I am naked, and will open the door in just a second'

Did that once but the ladies didn't go away. I still try to wonder why?

They are ridiculous, what is the point? How many people must they convince to be "one of them", maybe 1 in every 1,000,000, if that. :unsure:

I just say "I've got enough pegs, thank you". (I know there not "travllelers", btw, it just makes them think that I think they are). :D

I don't understand your point, sorry.

Everytime they come, I put on a hat that is enchanted with 100 Percent resistance to Bull****.

Of course is boring for us to ear their talking, but all JW i know are good people. My teacher at primary school for 4 years was JW, she never tried to make us one. But she always had a nice story to tell us.

yeah but i dont force my athieism on people why should they force their religion on me

good point.
In religion, being a atheist is to seek something.
You're a seeker, we all believe in something.

Well it's funny actually.

For your info, two of 360Monster's staff are JW's, me included :p

At the end of the day, we don't knock on your door to "convert" you at all. Alot of your points are actually valid, most, if not all, wars, acts of terrorism and other acts of violence are brought about by Religion - that's why we don't goto war.

We don't knock on your door to make you JW's - we're there to show u the truth about god and the bible. Whether you're interested in that or not is another matter

Anyway, enough preaching - just be careful what you say on here peeps - we don't want any nastyness - no matter what religion, gender, age, race, etc.

Nice of you to show your believes and stay with it.

I'm a atheist my self. I have seen to much Bull****, thanks for the word KILLER, to believe in some people.

What i mean with all this is:

- It's all our differences that make us come together, for the good and for the bad.
- Live side by side and share the bread every day, no matter what religion, gender, age, race, etc....

... or game type.

Killer 57
17/May/06, 08:09 PM
Nice Post, What was that about me and Bull****?

RiLu@
17/May/06, 08:14 PM
I just used the word.

Killer 57
17/May/06, 08:16 PM
Ahh yes I see what you did, No problem.

smileemptysoul
17/May/06, 08:30 PM
once i was home alone and well in this area we yell into the house so i thought i was beeing robed when i herd the knocks. i ran out my basement and up behind them saying i was gonna kill them with a wood chopping axe in my hand. they ran like hell saying god could still save my soul

Raisedbyflames
17/May/06, 08:31 PM
once i was home alone and well in this area we yell into the house so i thought i was beeing robed when i herd the knocks. i ran out my basement and up behind them saying i was gonna kill them with a wood chopping axe in my hand. they ran like hell saying god could still save my soul

lol you could of chopped their arms and legs off and they would forgive you now thats dedication

Killer 57
17/May/06, 08:31 PM
once i was home alone and well in this area we yell into the house so i thought i was beeing robed when i herd the knocks. i ran out my basement and up behind them saying i was gonna kill them with a wood chopping axe in my hand. they ran like hell saying god could still save my soul

hahahah thats quality.

Blaze Lord
17/May/06, 08:33 PM
Why would someone knock on your door if they were going to rob you?

smileemptysoul
17/May/06, 08:34 PM
see if ur home if u are they make up a lame exuses

Raisedbyflames
17/May/06, 08:35 PM
to get your attention while their mate sneaks in the back door

Dcontrol
18/May/06, 01:04 AM
I used to work alongside 2 JW's and one of them started preaching to me one day so I started to wind him up saying things about the holy book and my boss caught me doing it. I thought I was in for a verbal but to my suprise he turned around and gave the JW a verbal warning for preaching to other members of staff (which I felt bad about because he was a good fella and a good laugh).

Raisedbyflames
18/May/06, 01:24 AM
the point im goign to make now is if i wanted to find god id look for him and i dont want people knocking on my door and forcing it on me.

oh and the bible is a good story but its not as entertaining as 24 now thats great story telling and a lot more belivable.

Killer 57
18/May/06, 01:24 AM
I used to work alongside 2 JW's and one of them started preaching to me one day so I started to wind him up saying things about the holy book and my boss caught me doing it. I thought I was in for a verbal but to my suprise he turned around and gave the JW a verbal warning for preaching to other members of staff (which I felt bad about because he was a good fella and a good laugh).



Wow you dissed a JW and your post count is 666!:o

Dcontrol
18/May/06, 02:36 AM
Wow you dissed a JW and your post count is 666!:o

:| :o









Not anymore it isn't!

Killer 57
18/May/06, 02:38 AM
was going to call you a Necromancer there.

Raisedbyflames
18/May/06, 02:40 AM
667 a number so evil its 1 more

Dcontrol
18/May/06, 02:49 AM
You guys are starting to freak me out with all the dark talk. But yes I suppose I am evil! ;)

Raisedbyflames
18/May/06, 02:50 AM
dont worry im your brother ill scrafise a goat in your honor

charliebrown
18/May/06, 11:23 AM
this thread is a little mean spirited for me. the postman just knocked on my door, and i didnt feel the need to tell everyone about it,let alone take the p**s out of him.:unsure:

Raisedbyflames
18/May/06, 11:39 AM
do you like door to door sales men/women i sure dont i class them knocking on my door in the same leuge this is the last post im making in this thread because i have been not very nice.

russellclow
18/May/06, 11:44 AM
Yep and I think the thread has run its course - everyones views have been clearly stated :)

OFF-TOPIC: I'm just wondering if it might be sensible to change ur signature image RaisedByFlames. Although it's not swearing properly, it's implying and may be offensive to some peeps.

Cheers