3 word never-ending story.. thingy!

[Dvx Uk]

Decided to start this thread up again as I think it's been done before, but I couldn't find the old thread. Since we have some new members let's start a new 3 word never-ending story.

What do I have to do? Just continue the story by writing 3 words.

Story so far:
One day DVX cried in bed, he lost his shoes, then he lost his virginity to Mrs wriggy's husband. Once upon a time and cats woofed. For it was no ordinary day when the tall slender throbbing shaft towered above paedophiles heads as it exploded with glee.

Then I decided she wasn't an innocent girl any more but she bucked and she had electric slimy eels all over her. To please her he decided to build a sausage upon which too he would try to cure aids with a spoon. Then he discovered that inside his lower small intestine was a foetus. This foetus smelled of chip fat.

The foetus awakened because of the increasingly unpleasant smell procured from a large collection of anti-combustible jelly that could talk. The jelly said to infinity and beyond. Wait?

That's a quote from my late grandfather who then said "Adolph Hitler sexually assaulted my badger" little did he that this badger Couldn't SPEAK ENGLISH?!

Therefore, he took a shot in not the words but in the dark, hairy orifice off the huge camel bush; crowing for the love it always wanted. Then from the very angry pirates he excavated a large wooden sword from his pants, which was shaped like a rhino's arse.

Lots of the onlooking pirates released their bowels upon the crew who ate them topped with cheese a beastly ----, but no-one ever wanted to decide the colour of his skin because it was like inside out, although the eyes were outside in.

Then his face fell , genocide the gingers so we can live free once that small boy has gone to Ian Huntley house but on the wrong path which led to the waynestock concert shawingggggggggggg. With special head liners.

These head liners included BNP party leader , Gandhi, Michael Jackson, the Queen, Prince and Barrack Obama battled with bono, using a long sexy cheese love stick topped with creamy quizzed circular passes and Chuck Norris' mentally retarded anal disease was spreading

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One day DVX...

[Uriel Septim]

you will CRY......

[Dvx Uk]

you will CRY......

that doesn't make sense lol. You need to continue the story on so that it does make sense.

Start again ;)

One day DVX...

[Wriggy]

cried in bed...

[phatmuther]

he lost his

[Dvx Uk]

shoes, then he...

[Wriggy]

lost his virginity...

[Dvx Uk]

to mrs wriggy...

[phatmuther]

's husband. Once

[Dvx Uk]

upon a time..

[fincheyboy]

the mountains clapped...

(is there a one post a day rule or something? :s)

[Dvx Uk]

the mountains clapped...

(is there a one post a day rule or something? :s)

Nope :D post as many times as you want!

[Wriggy]

the mountains clapped...

and cats woofed.

[phatmuther]

For it was

[MattyElite69]

no ordinary day..

[Dvx Uk]

when the tall..

[mjmaskrey]

slender throbbing shaft...

[Raisedbyflames]

..towered above peadofile's....

[MattyElite69]

heads as it

[Sean]

exploded with glee

[Dvx Uk]

. Then i decided...

[Wriggy]

she wasn't an

[Raisedbyflames]

inocent girl anymore

[HotFish]

but she bucked

[Fusion]

and she had

[fincheyboy]

electric slimy eels

[Dvx Uk]

all over her.

[MattyElite69]

To please her

[Dvx Uk]

he decided to

[fincheyboy]

build a sausage

[Sean]

upon which too

UPDATE

One day DVX cried in bed, he lost his shoes, then he lost his virginity to mrs wriggy's husband. Once upon a time and cats woofed. For it was no ordinary day when the tall slender throbbing shaft towered above pedophiles heads as it exploded with glee. Then I decided she wasn't an innocent girl anymore but she bucked and she had electric slimy eels all over her. To please her he decided to build a sausage upon which too

[Dvx Uk]

he would try

--- Like that Sean :D i'll update the main post too :p

[Raisedbyflames]

to cure aids

[Sean]

;)

with a spoon

[Dvx Uk]

. Then he discovered

[fincheyboy]

that inside his

[Sean]

lower small intestine

[MattyElite69]

was a foetus.

[Wriggy]

This foetus smelled

[Raisedbyflames]

of chip fat

[MattyElite69]

. The foetus awakened

[Dvx Uk]

because of the

[MattyElite69]

increasingly unpleasant smell

[Snowy M1nge]

procured from a

[MattyElite69]

large collection of

[Sean]

anti-combusting jelly

[MattyElite69]

that could talk.

[Snowy M1nge]

The jelly said

[Sean]

to infinity and

[Dvx Uk]

beyond. Wait? That's

[Dvx Uk]

a quote from

[MattyElite69]

my late grandfather

[Sean]

who then said

[Raisedbyflames]

"adolf hitler sexually....

[Snowy M1nge]

asaulted my badger"

[Sean]

little did he

[skipsfx]

that this badger

[Snowy M1nge]

Couldn't SPEAK ENGLISH?!

[Wriggy]

Therefore, he took

[Raisedbyflames]

a shot in.......

[fincheyboy]

not the words

[Sean]

but in the

[fincheyboy]

dark, hairy orifice

[Dvx Uk]

off the huge

[fincheyboy]

camel bush; crowing

[Sean]

for the love

[Wriggy]

it always wanted.

[Sean]

Then from the

[Raisedbyflames]

very angrey pirates

(is this story going to make any kind of sense)

[fincheyboy]

he excavated a

[Dvx Uk]

large wooden sword

[Sean]

from his pants

[fincheyboy]

, which was shaped

[Sean]

like a rhino's...

[Raisedbyflames]

arse. lots of

[Fleeboi]

the onlooking pirates

[Snowy M1nge]

released their bowels

[Sean]

upon the crew

[Wriggy]

who ate them

[Sean]

topped with cheese

[Glitch100]

a beastly ----
:D

[Fleeboi]

, but no-one ever

[Dvx Uk]

wanted to decide

[RiLu@]

the colour of

[Wriggy]

his skin because

[Sean]

it was like

[Glitch100]

inside out, although

[RiLu@]

the eyes were

[Dvx Uk]

outside in. Then

[fincheyboy]

his face fell

[Raisedbyflames]

, genocide the gingers

[Wriggy]

so we can

[Raisedbyflames]

live free once

[Sean]

that small boy

[Dvx Uk]

has gone to

[Raisedbyflames]

ian huntleys house

[RiLu@]

but on the

[Wriggy]

wrong path which

[Dvx Uk]

led to the

[Raisedbyflames]

waynestock conert shawingggggggggggg

[Sean]

With special headliners..

[Wriggy]

These headliners included

[Sean]

BNP party leader

[Wriggy]

, Ghandi, Michael Jackson,

[fincheyboy]

the Queen, Prince

[Sean]

and Barack Obama

[Raisedbyflames]

battled with bono,

[Dvx Uk]

using a long

[Sean]

sexy cheese lovestick

[fincheyboy]

topped with creamy

[Sean]

quizzed circular passes

[Sean]

Story so far:

One day DVX cried in bed, he lost his shoes, then he lost his virginity to Mrs wriggy's husband. Once upon a time and cats woofed. For it was no ordinary day when the tall slender throbbing shaft towered above paedophiles heads as it exploded with glee.

Then I decided she wasn't an innocent girl any more but she bucked and she had electric slimy eels all over her. To please her he decided to build a sausage upon which too he would try to cure aids with a spoon. Then he discovered that inside his lower small intestine was a foetus. This foetus smelled of chip fat.

The foetus awakened because of the increasingly unpleasant smell procured from a large collection of anti-combustible jelly that could talk. The jelly said to infinity and beyond. Wait?

That's a quote from my late grandfather who then said "Adolph Hitler sexually assaulted my badger" little did he that this badger Couldn't SPEAK ENGLISH?!

Therefore, he took a shot in not the words but in the dark, hairy orifice off the huge camel bush; crowing for the love it always wanted. Then from the very angry pirates he excavated a large wooden sword from his pants, which was shaped like a rhino's arse.

Lots of the onlooking pirates released their bowels upon the crew who ate them topped with cheese a beastly ----, but no-one ever wanted to decide the colour of his skin because it was like inside out, although the eyes were outside in.

Then his face fell , genocide the gingers so we can live free once that small boy has gone to Ian Huntley house but on the wrong path which led to the waynestock concert shawingggggggggggg. With special head liners.

These head liners included BNP party leader , Gandhi, Michael Jackson, the Queen, Prince and Barrack Obama battled with bono, using a long sexy cheese love stick topped with creamy quizzed circular passes..

(Even spell checked it :P Had to bold the hilarious parts :P)

[RiLu@]

The last lines are great we should make a movie with this, hehe

[MattyElite69]

and Chuck Norris'

[Sean]

mentally retarded anal

[Wriggy]

disease was spreading

[Sean]

into his oral

[MattyElite69]

sex dogging group.

[Wriggy]

One day when

[smileemptysoul]

, like a boss

[Dvx Uk]

, I decided to

[Wriggy]

puke on Debra's

[Dvx Uk]

overly large peachy

[Wriggy]

desk and chop

[fincheyboy]

her chimp meat

[Dvx Uk]

up into little

[Sean]

monkey nut chews

[KieranFoulkes]

which tasted like

[MattyElite69]

a Pot Noodle.

[phatmuther]

With my Jet-ski

[Sean]

and twinned rollerblader

[Glitch100]

i ate cheese

[Sean]

whilst performing fellatio

[MattyElite69]

on Gordon Brown,

[Sean]

whilst holding his

[Wriggy]

terminated contract which

[Sean]

only needed semen,

[Dvx Uk]

and two other

[Sean]

dark brown liquids

[MattyElite69]

to render it

[Sean]

monkey chew maccaroni

[phatmuther]

. Which was nice.

[Dvx Uk]

And then I

[MattyElite69]

felt like stalking

[Sean]

Micheal Joseph Jackson

[MattyElite69]

until I realised

[Wriggy]

Jeremy Clarkson was

[RiLu@]

yellow and then

[Sean]

urined in cup

[Koukatsu]

of pickled eggs

[phatmuther]

and ham salad.

[Koukatsu]

Devious pork anomallies

[fincheyboy]

ejected from horses'

[Sean]

earlobing anal dysfunction

[Koukatsu]

through rubberized milk

[Sean]

inflating bubble boys

[phatmuther]

felt like my

[Sean]

upside was rotting

[Koukatsu]

in seminal fluid

[Tinker]

Realsed by a

[Koukatsu]

baby seal carcas.

[Sean]

Then I woke

[Koukatsu]

in rainbow panties

[Sean]

I am Bored.

[Koukatsu]

When washing chickens

[Sean]

in the tub

[fincheyboy]

of chip fat

[Sean]

with dirty mugs

[RiLu@]

of gold that

[fincheyboy]

clanged with joyous

[Sean]

glee inside vaginal

[fincheyboy]

passages, which weeped

[Koukatsu]

crimson virigin tears

[Sean]

onto the window

[RiLu@]

of the future

[Sean]

without knowing that

[RiLu@]

we know that

[Sean]

long hairy men

[MattyElite69]

are actually robots.

[RiLu@]

Robots from my

[Tinker]

from the great

[Sean]

watchmen that are

[fincheyboy]

repeating sentences often

[RiLu@]

about all the

[smileemptysoul]

----ing skank hoes

[Sean]

in the middle

[RiLu@]

of a monster's

[Sean]

rear intestinal passage

[RiLu@]

that it's better

[Sean]

to love than

[RiLu@]

a piece of

[Sean]

stuff like Rilu's

[Wriggy]

arm hair that

[fincheyboy]

expands exponentially skywards

[Sean]

with untie mountains

[RiLu@]

and valleys of

[fincheyboy]

semen coated raisins

[Sean]

upon which I

[fincheyboy]

erroneously quoted a

[Sean]

quote from, quotable

[fincheyboy]

sources do not

[Sean]

comply or die