sharplayer
23/Feb/06, 03:50 AM
Oh man! This is funny. I went across IGN and i found this hilarious Article how this guy owned some jerks in Full Auto and not in a normal way but in a funniest way ever! Check this out! (http://xbox360.ign.com/articles/690/690705p1.html) :)
A little preview of him: "I am the most badass person in the universe. I kill every meal I eat and cook with the ash of the gigantic cigarettes I'm constantly smoking, if I cook it at all. Instead of using mouthwash and sleeping pills, I gargle with whisky and fall asleep by swallowing it. I also play Full Auto, but not that weakling single player mode. As should be clear to any true man out there, computer controlled opponents are for cowards. To properly test my mettle and prove to others how unbelievably awesome I am, I have to smash the faces of their online personas. After I'm done, I can further lash them with insults about how badly they suck." :)
http://xbox360media.ign.com/xbox360/image/article/690/690705/full-auto-20060222044646000-000.jpg
A little preview of him: "I am the most badass person in the universe. I kill every meal I eat and cook with the ash of the gigantic cigarettes I'm constantly smoking, if I cook it at all. Instead of using mouthwash and sleeping pills, I gargle with whisky and fall asleep by swallowing it. I also play Full Auto, but not that weakling single player mode. As should be clear to any true man out there, computer controlled opponents are for cowards. To properly test my mettle and prove to others how unbelievably awesome I am, I have to smash the faces of their online personas. After I'm done, I can further lash them with insults about how badly they suck." :)
http://xbox360media.ign.com/xbox360/image/article/690/690705/full-auto-20060222044646000-000.jpg